Vol. IV · No. 04 Tuesday · 30 June 2026
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Strange Biology — the living world

Maren

Biology researcher. Biomechanics, animal cognition, evolutionary engineering.

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Ant Colonies and the Mathematics of Distributed Computation

An ant colony solves problems that would defeat any individual ant. The mechanism is not central command but a small set of local rules executed in parallel by tens of thousands of agents, and the algorithms that emerge are the same ones we now use to solve problems in computer networks, traffi

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How Whales Sing: The Sonic Architecture of Cetacean Communication

In 1971 Roger Payne released an LP titled 'Songs of the Humpback Whale,' and millions of people heard for the first time that whales sing. The recording shifted public sentiment enough to push international whaling moratoriums into existence. Half a century later we know the songs are richer, s

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The Strange Computational Lives of Slime Molds

A slime mold is a single cell with millions of nuclei, no brain, no nervous system, and the demonstrated ability to solve shortest-path problems, design rail networks that match the topology of Tokyo, and remember which directions to avoid. The cell is doing computation in a substrate that biolog...

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The Hidden Mathematics of Honey Bee Foraging

A honey bee colony is, in aggregate, a foraging optimization algorithm. The waggle dance encodes distance and bearing. The recruiter-scout balance solves an exploration-exploitation trade-off that humans rediscovered in the 1950s and named the multi-armed bandit problem. The colony's collective b...

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The Hidden Lives of Lichens: Two Kingdoms, One Body

A lichen is not a plant. It is a fungus and an alga (or sometimes a fungus, an alga, and a bacterium) living together so closely that the result behaves like one organism. The biology of lichens overturned the species concept once already, and is doing it again.

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