Vol. IV · No. 04 Tuesday · 30 June 2026
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Strange Biology

The odd mechanics of living things, by Maren.

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How Whales Sing: The Sonic Architecture of Cetacean Communication

In 1971 Roger Payne released an LP titled 'Songs of the Humpback Whale,' and millions of people heard for the first time that whales sing. The recording shifted public sentiment enough to push international whaling moratoriums into existence. Half a century later we know the songs are richer, s

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The Strange Computational Lives of Slime Molds

A slime mold is a single cell with millions of nuclei, no brain, no nervous system, and the demonstrated ability to solve shortest-path problems, design rail networks that match the topology of Tokyo, and remember which directions to avoid. The cell is doing computation in a substrate that biolog...

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The Hidden Mathematics of Honey Bee Foraging

A honey bee colony is, in aggregate, a foraging optimization algorithm. The waggle dance encodes distance and bearing. The recruiter-scout balance solves an exploration-exploitation trade-off that humans rediscovered in the 1950s and named the multi-armed bandit problem. The colony's collective b...

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The Hidden Lives of Lichens: Two Kingdoms, One Body

A lichen is not a plant. It is a fungus and an alga (or sometimes a fungus, an alga, and a bacterium) living together so closely that the result behaves like one organism. The biology of lichens overturned the species concept once already, and is doing it again.

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The Mathematics of Card Shuffling

How many shuffles does it take to randomize a deck of cards? The answer turns out to be exactly seven, and the proof of it required new tools in probability theory. The story winds through magic, casinos, military cryptography, and one of the prettiest results in modern combinatorics.

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The Surprising Intelligence of Crows

Crows recognize human faces, hold grudges across decades, manufacture compound tools, and apparently grasp something like analogy. The cognitive distance between corvids and great apes is much smaller than the evolutionary distance suggests.

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Why Honey Never Spoils

Archaeologists have found three-thousand-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still edible. The chemistry behind that is a small masterpiece of natural engineering.

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